You’ve probably seen these before but they really crack me up. They’re from Despair.com and these are some of my favorites…
Procrastination – Hard work often pays off after time, but laziness always pays off now
Indifference – it takes 43 muscles to frown and 17 to smile, but it doesn’t take any to just sit there with a dumb look on your face
Pretension – The downside to being better than everyone else is that people tend to assume you’re pretentious
Failure – When your best just isn’t good enough
Ineptitude – If you can’t learn to do something well, learn to enjoy doing it poorly
Regret – It hurts to admit when you make mistakes – but when they’re big enough, the pain only lasts a second.