Quebecois refresher

16 11 2010

I received this from a friend which asks, “How come English people don’t understand French?” and proceeds to give some pretty valid reasons. If you know French (I don’t) and specifically the weirdness of Quebecois, click on, you may find this funny.

Pourquoi les anglophones ne comprennent pas le français ? ? ? . . .


ANGLAIS
QUÉBÉCOIS
1. Excuse me!
Eille !
2. I don’t believe it.
Ben wéyyon don
3. What’s new?
Pi?
4. Check that out.
Gaursa
5. Look at her.
Gaur ladon
6. Look at him.
Gaur lédon
7. Do you believe me?
Tumme crétu?
8. Do you think I care?
Quessec tu veux ksam fasse?
9. Only
Yinque.
10. With that?
Aickssa?
11. Me and You.
Moé pis Toé .
12. I’m gonna yell at him.
M’â y parler dans’l'cassse
13. I’m gonna beat him up.
M’â yarranger a face
13.5 I’m gonna beat him up.
M’â ty crisser’n'volé
14. You’re kidding me!
BinVadontoé !
14.5 You’re kidding me!
Vadonchié !
15. It stinks.
Ostid’câlisse
16. I was scared.
Jé uachienne
17. Get out of there.
Ôte toé d’la
17.5 Get out of here.
Décâlisse d’icitte
18. What are you doing?
Kessé tufai? Cosse tufai?
19. I’m spaced out.
Chudanlune
20. Right there.
Drette lâ
21. Don’t go out of your way.
Bawde toézempâ
22. Let’s say.
Metton
23. Can you believe it?
Tatu d’javuçâ?
24. Move your ass!
Anweillle !
25. It looks that way.
Sadlairaçâh
26. I tell you.
Chtedi
27. I am so confused.
Chtou fourré
28. I am so tired.
J’cogne dé clous
29. Look at that guy.
Chek mouélédon
30. A lot of trouble.
Un chârdemarde
31. It’s because.
Stacoseke
32. Anyway.
Antéka
33. That’s enough.
Staçai
34. See you later.
Motte woère talleur
35. Relax!
Cammtouai !
36. Damn!
Viarge
37. She’s crying.
A braille
38. Make believe.
S’fairacraire
39. I’m in trouble.
Chudanmarde
40. This is it.
Datçitte

Piaprâ on sed’mand pouquecé qui fô plussse decour defrançâ à l’équole!!!


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